A quickie

I'm just jumping on quickly to say I'm still alive!

Mum has been down and gone, leaving me with tonsilitus, which she came down with towards the end of the visit. So both myself and the kids are having a great time, which is wonderful seeing as I only just got over the flu! And look I can even sound positive still about the whole thing.. must be the tablets.

What else? I got kate's email about "You know what" I'll be finding someway of printing it (I don't have a printer) which may mean writing with paper and pen and sending a cheque off soon.

Also before I forget, the mysterious R, who I seem to have misjudged immensely. I asked him out for a drink, he agreed, all was going well until my friend saw him in town and stopped for a chat, where it emerged the woman he was with, was his fiancee! The damn git was engaged! I have therefore decided that men are gits. Well most men.

Other then that I'll be back up and online once I've got rid of this ickiness and I'll be rambling on in the chats as per norm. Now I'm going to go and have a nice steam bath.

Show me my bed

I'm having one of those days. One of those days where you wish you had never woken up. The kids are being little sods, I've come on here quickly to have a little moan, before my last £2 on my electricity runs out (I will be learning what it was like to live without electricity come tomorrow due to a fuck up which was probably my fault.) I still feel like crap warmed up, although right now I'm not very warm.. I've had to install the new McAfee as my other one ran out, and it's being a bitch to my PC. Ie I've been waiting five mins for the bloody Security Centre to gather my protection service.. and I'm in a foul mood. All this and it's only just gone 1pm. It's coming to the part where I'm going to have to swallow my pride and a) ask to borrow a tenner of my mate and b) Have a good old cry to get this frustration out of my system. It wouldn't be so bad, but the kids are in exactly the same mood. Got to love being ill. Not. All three of us are horrid, bitchy, moody, hormonal and ready to snap. Oh the glories of life.

So yes, I think I may just go start gathering Berries now, and fatten ourselves up before the big freeze comes in. Hibernation seems like a wonderful idea at the moment.. Maybe I should follow the animals (seeing as we are animals) and take their advice for once. If all should go tits up.. Sleep*

*Or drink, however seeing as I have no money, sleeping will have to make do.

Memorieeees...

I've been reminiscing alot today... and woe and behold what should I find..



We had such fab cartoony things when we were young. I love the eighties..

Sleep deprivation

Sleep deprivation is bad for you. Don't read if you are offended by anything related to Religion..

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15127464/ Article that started it all...

photo nut 101: They were proved to have a Christian theme to them
Phantasm Kiss: *nods* Uh...Christmas anyone?
photo nut 101: seriously if the woman ever picked one up and read it she wouldn't have a problem
Phantasm Kiss: besides of course the Jesus parallel thing
photo nut 101: come on Voldemort the Devil Harry Christ ect
Phantasm Kiss: Dumbles?
photo nut 101: God? hehehe
Phantasm Kiss: lol Oooh! Judas! Snape?
hells9441: oooh
Phantasm Kiss: or WORMTAIL
hells9441: Peter
photo nut 101: both
hells9441: And guilderoy could be gabriel :-P
photo nut 101: hhmmm though Snape would make a better Doubting Thomas I declare him three times till the end
hells9441: How about a jonah? wasn't he cursed... swallowed by a whale..
Giovane Sorella: who's noah?
hells9441: Meh.. Sirius.. he was swallowed by a veil whale.. veil.. rhymes. Noah could be Hagrid, all those animals
Giovane Sorella: hahaha
hells9441: two by two hurrah hurrah the animals came in two by two hurrah hurrah
photo nut 101: Elijah totally there
Phantasm Kiss: hahahahaha
hells9441: Moses was Hermione! Let my house elves go!
Phantasm Kiss: woot! and Ron? He's awfully goofy
Giovane Sorella: who's the virgin mary?
photo nut 101: John the Baptist
hells9441: Virgin mary is..... Tonks.. no
photo nut 101: nah
hells9441: Loony luna cos no one believed mary at first
photo nut 101: much as I'd like it no
hells9441: thought she was a bloody nutter
Phantasm Kiss: hehehehe
hells9441: Herod... could be Fudge Wouldn't believe any of it.. a plague of locusts?! That's not God's work! It's er.. the weather.. that's right, it's awfully hot this time of year..
Phantasm Kiss: lol
hells9441: Frogs?! Definately not God.. that is jsut the ministry inventing a different sort of rain..
Phantasm Kiss: lol
hells9441: who else... Samson..That could well be Grawp...
photo nut 101: Cedric
hells9441: Cedric wasn't strong..
photo nut 101: in heart when he bent, he died
Phantasm Kiss: poor Ceddie
hells9441: no.. not cedric.. Cedric is more of a... salt :-P
hells9441: JOB! No.. was it Job... who turned his wife to salt?
Phantasm Kiss: lol Job was the freakishly patient one
hells9441: Lucius.. Now Lucius could be Delilah :-P
Phantasm Kiss: hehehehe
photo nut 101: no it was the man who was in Sadam and Gomora
Phantasm Kiss: but he's the one who HAS the hair
photo nut 101: His wife was Sara...Lot?
hells9441: sodom and gonorrhea? thats the one..I knew he had a three letter name..
Phantasm Kiss: lol

Seriously.. HP should not be compared with bible..

Sniffles

I could bore you all with my version of events from Monday at the Green Wing DVD Series 2 signing... but I won't. All I shall say is that Stephen was adorable, Michelle and Pippa were lovely and Julian was just charming and slightly more appealing when he's looking rather overwhelmed.

I did meet some lovely peeps that day though *Waves to Skea and co* and I can't wait to meet them again at some point in the near future. *Wink wink, nudge nudge* It was lovely to finally put some faces to the names and Skea, we will definately have that corner to ourselves one day!

However, I am now rather poorly. Hence why it's now 3 minutes past 4 in the morning and I am not in bed, but on here writing to moan about it. Normally I suffer in silence, but I feel like a bag of mutated crap right now so I thought I would be good enough to share it with you. Thankfully you can't get germs via the Internet* and besides if you could get germs, then I'd be blaming Jools as she was the last person I knew who was ill. I'm just hoping that I've not passed my germs on to all the GW fans that were there on Monday as well as the actors. I wasn't ill then, so I don't feel at all guilty if anyone comes down with something now as I didn't know I was a possible carrier...

Besides, I think I would have had my karma seeing as I fell asleep with the kids this afternoon and completely forgot about R coming. Hence he saw me looking as if I was something out of the living dead, with big fluffed up hair to compliment it.. He told me I looked like shit, which is moderately better then my eldest telling me I looked like a monster this morning. Hopefully he'll see me next week and forget how I looked tonight. (That's R not Louis. I think I have scarred my son for life with how I looked this morning. Then again I think I've probably scarred R for life too)

Talking of how one looks, after seeing the photo's of myself from said signing, I shall be starting my new diet. (Once I have eaten the Terry's Orange that is sitting in my fridge.. I don't think I will be able to get away with it being classed as one of my daily 5) I'm not usually very good at diets, because I have no willpower.. I did go to Slimming world for 6 months once, but I was really bad as I used to weigh in on a Thursday, pig out from Thursday to Sunday, then live on raisins for the next couple of days. I managed to lose over 3 stone, but I definately do not recommend it at all. I think the only reason I managed to not kill myself as such was because I ate so much crap over the course of the weekend, I couldn't bare to look at food for a while. However, this time I will be doing it properly. And I will probably be alot poorer too. Why is it, to eat healthily you have to spend a fortune on food? Fruit and Veg are so expensive. I spent £20 the other day on not very much fruit and veg at all. Mind you, I was in Sainsbury's.

I should really go now..



*Ok so I know you can get a virus via the internet, but thankfully (in a sense) that only affects the mechanical stuff and not the biological stuff..